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The Lemoncholy Life of Annie Aster

Annabelle Aster doesn’t bow to convention-not even that of space and time-which makes the 1890s Kansas wheat field that has appeared in her modern-day San Francisco garden easy to accept. Even more peculiar is Elsbeth, the truculent schoolmarm who sends Annie letters through the mysterious brass mailbox perched on the picket fence that now divides their two worlds.

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MEET SCOTT

Scott is the author of THE LEMONCHOLY LIFE OF ANNIE ASTER, a commercial fiction novel with a fantasy premise releasing August 4, 2015 that tells the story of two pen pals who are fighting against the clock to solve the mystery behind the hiccup in time connecting their homes before one of them is convicted of a murder that is yet to happen… and yet somehow already did.

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I just don’t understand why it’s so upsetting when I get up from the breakfast table and say, “Let’s go, iPad. You’re my only friend.”

An Exploration Into The Interconnectedness Between My Absentmindedness and J.R.R. Tolkien

It ‘s my opinion that a natural consequence of being a writer by trade is a condition that looks and feels like absentmindedness, but isn’t. It’s something for which I don’t have a name, is much more insidious, and comes from living so aggressively within my own headspace that the outside world fades into the incidental. This morning, alone, I’d already forgotten why I’d wandered into the kitchen by the time I got there.

I found myself blinking stupidly, while trying to get my bearings. Whatever had sent me there must have been important, but I’ll be damned if I could sort it out; that is, until I noticed the oatmeal boiling over on the stove.

Oh yeah, breakfast. I’d started making it when an idea for a blog—this blog—sent me scurrying for my laptop.

I’d take the time to be properly embarrassed by such shenanigans, but what’s the point? It’s not like it doesn’t happen all the time.

Happily, I have a husband who takes it all in stride, though he watches me like a hawk, won’t let me near sharp objects, has forbidden me from mowing the lawn (my mowing pattern tends to mimic my thoughts), is constantly checking to see if I’ve closed the garage door, or is following me around the house to turn off the lights in the rooms I’ve just vacated. Regarding the latter, and to be fair, he’s a little over the top when it comes to saving money, and would rather submit to frostbite or heatstroke before turning on the central air conditioning system for which we paid a fortune to have installed, yet have never used. We all have our cross to bear, it seems.

A perfect example of this condition that lacks a name happened only last week. I’d been walking to the gym, thinking about my latest manuscript as usual, when I’d made a quick call to ask my friend Ian a research-related question. Whatever I asked had stumped even him, and his suggestion that I do a Google search got me to frantically patting my pockets before yelling into the receiver, “Ian! I lost my phone!”

I’m never going to live that one down, but it’s nice to know that I provided him a belly laugh. We can all use one of those now and then.

And even now, as I’m typing this, I can’t remember whether or not I’d taken my pills. They’re kind of important. Normally, I’d ask Mike, but I’m in San Marcos, TX visiting my parents, and they’ve both vacated the premises—mom to art class, and dad to his little office casita nestled in the corner of their property.

But back to this thing that looks and feels like absentmindedness, but is more closely related to preoccupation. When I was preparing for my first book tour back in July, I’d written a passel of guest blogs, one of which seems to have fallen through the cracks. Whether I’d forgotten to send it, or the administrator of the site had determined it irredeemable, I don’t know, but the truth of the matter is that it was my favorite of the entire lot.

I’d been asked to write a literary love letter to my favorite author, and as is typical of me, had wandered down a crooked path. (Perhaps that is why it was never posted.)

So in the spirit of my husband’s frugality, and in deference to my own absentmindedness, I present my literary love letter without further ado.

(Please read it with a British accent.)

Dear Mr. Tolkien,

Now that the dust has settled with my book deal, and you’re safely (and simultaneously) in the ground and my heart, I think it’s high time I told you something.

Ms. Austen is the bomb. The… bomb.

Are the two of you acquainted, by chance? I think she’s on LinkedIn. Sort of a Tina Fey type, only with a take-no-prisoners attitude and dialogue to die for. If you’re Googling, and I suspect you are, ignore the links that suggest she’s fodder for the pithy and shallow. The only thing uglier than jealousy is ignorance-with-an-opinion, I always say. (And from the looks of reviews my novel has been getting, the latter is reaching epidemic proportions.)

And while it’s true that she inspired every little particular in my protagonist—Annabelle Aster—from her sartorial eccentricity to her flowery prose, you, YOU, my dear sir, are the reason I even put words to paper in the first place. Your trilogy turned me into a book-a-day nerd by the age of fourteen, fuelling the very outside-the-lines imagination that landed me this featured article.

My mom blames you for my socially maladaptive ways, of course, and that’s fair enough. I suppose some might consider it unnatural for a man of tender years to pitch a tent in the sci fi-fantasy aisle at the B. Dalton Bookseller in the local mall, but I’ve always marched to the beat of my own drummer. That being said, she, likewise, credits you with inoculating me against the eighties. I mean, just look at my brother. How he made it through that decade without asphyxiating on all that hair spray, I’ll never know.

So take a word of advice from an old trooper, and look Ms. Austen up. A collaboration would be epic. I mean, imagine the literary traction you’d gain with Ms. Bennet in Middle Earth.

Love,

 

Scott

Numbers Don’t Lie

Let’s do the numbers.

Eighteen. That’s how many months it’s been since I was offered a book deal.

Seven. I’m a fan of prime numbers, but this one leaves me a little conflicted, as it represents the number of years it took from the day that I wrote the first word of The Lemoncholy Life Of Annie Aster to arrive at the above offer. […]

About Those Magic Marker Drawings

I had a deplorably short attention span as a kid. One week I was a piano-key-tinkling fiend, then a Pelé-in-the-making the next. I was relentlessly and tirelessly on the go. Let’s be clear, it wasn’t so much that I was prone to boredom, but that I found so many things interesting. I just wanted to gobble up the world in a single sitting. […]

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